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Five-point plan just a sweet memory as future is full of fudge Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 9:54PMDÁIL SKETCH:THAT GERRY Adams one is a caution. He had the House in stitches yesterday, displaying a sense of comic timing which was entirely unexpected.
Is this the Year for British Comedian Gina Yashere? Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 12:45PM*Gina Yashere! Have you heard of her? Sure you have! She was the first British (Bri’ish) performer on the cult classic “Def Comedy Jam.” No? How’s about her being named one of the finalists on “Last Comic Standing,” and she is a regular on television on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. What do [...]
The Televangelist: 'Breaking Bad,' Season 4 Episode 1 Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 10:28AMTo paraphrase Chekhov, if you introduce a box cutter in the first act, someone's going to get their throat slit in the third. But first thing's first: for anyone who doubted that Jesse did in fact shoot (and kill) Gale in the Season Three finale, it turns out Gale and his Italian pitter-patter records and indeed lost to us forever.… [ Read more ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
Where does a Penguin spend summer? Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 10:20PMWhen Pittsburgh Penguins right-winger Tyler Kennedy took the Stanley Cup on a cruise across Trout Lake on July 3, 2009, he headed straight for the camp, that special place his family has held dear for more than 40 years.[...]
Knox man disputes arrest in complaint Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 10:11PMThe Chinese banners that hang inside the front door of Richard Sears' modest West Knoxville apartment are traditional New Year's decorations meant to wish good fortune.
End Zone: Wambach using her head to lead U.S. Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 3:05PMIt takes a certain amount of courage to stick your face into a crowd and use your head as a tool to drive into a soccer ball. Abby Wambach has that. Purists will tell you that the best at it, those players like Wambach who consistently win the ball in the.
Rolling medical clinic patches up rodeo competitors Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 7:05AMWhen rodeo contestants aren't riding they aren't making money.They don't get paid for sitting on the sidelines. Nor are they allotted sick days. Consequently, it's no understatement that an injury can be a tough blow for a cowboy.Given that many riders get on a 2,000 pound...
Quiltmaking group's creations provide comfort Saturday, July 16, 2011 @ 12:43AMThey call themselves the Piecemakers. These 15 to 20 women gather most Wednesdays in the Family Life Center at Live Oak United Methodist Church to make quilts for people who need some special warmth and comforting.
4 traumas in wk. can't get Jillian down Friday, July 15, 2011 @ 11:54PMA local college student survives a near tragedy, and then, within days, her closest loved ones are lost. While she's far from giving up, she could use a hand or two.
Sanchez wins Tour stage in mountains Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 9:55PMSamuel Sanchez on Thursday won the first mountain stage of this year's Tour de France as three-time champion Alberto Contador lost time to Andy and Frank Schleck, two of his main rivals.
Women's World Cup star Abby Wambach uses her head in the clutch Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 6:40PMWomen's World Cup star Abby Wambach uses her head in the clutch
in Germany in Frankfurt Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 6:20PMin Germany in Frankfurt
Tour de France stage 12 as it happened Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 4:08AMFrance's Thomas Voeckler retains the race leader's yellow jersey on a day when pre-race favourite Alberto Contador loses more time to his rivals.
Bill Ray Drums Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 3:06PMBill Ray: “The main goal is to get people hooked on my feel.... Then they may be compelled to call me.”
Hettwer stitches 100th quilt top for wounded soldiers Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 10:43AMThere's a lot of red, white and blue fabric in the sewing room in Shirley Hettwer's basement.
I-Team: Police Video Shows Possible Abuse Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 9:40AMA new video is raising questions of possible police abuse and excessive force in the city of Sweetwater.
Ask the health experts: Get medical help if cyst gets infected Wednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 7:42AMAnother term for the cyst you are referring to is a pilonidal cyst, which is a cyst close to the coccyx (tailbone). If the cyst becomes infected or filled with pus it's referred to as an abscess. Most physicians believe ingrown hairs are the nidus for the infection and at times hair can be found within the cyst itself.
Andre Greipel Beats Cavendish to Win Stage Ten Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 10:32PMAndré Greipel beat his rival Mark Cavendish to win the sprint in Stage Ten of the 2011 Tour de France.
Sawatsky family says thank you Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 4:08PMI would like to share with you the results of the report from coroner Donita Kuzma into the death of my 12-year-old son, Brodie Sawatsky, on December 3, 2010.
Hoogerland embodies courage in Tour de France Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 2:08PMDo you like this? Tweet Acclaimed on the podium with the sort of fervor usually afforded only to home riders, Johnny Hoogerland ’s battle against injury has made him the darling of supporters on the roadside at the Tour de France , but the Dutchman said that he is focused on survival rather being a star.
Tree surgeon Tom Connelly survives after cutting through more than a third of his neck with a chainsaw Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 11:47AMTom Connelly, pictured, had to hold his head on to survive after the accident near Wisbech, Cambs. Doctors said he was 1mm away from cutting through his carotid artery, which would have killed him.
Tour de France 10: Greipel gets the better of Cavendish Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 10:36AMAndre Greipel (Omega Pharma-Lotto) beat his former teammate and bitter sprint rival Mark Cavendish in Carmaux, but their head to head sprint was only the closing act of a thrilling finale to Carmaux that saw both Thomas Voeckler (Europcar) and Philippe Gilbert (Omega Pharma-Lotto) on the attack. Gilbert used the short but painful Cote de Mirandol-Bourgnounac to attack the peloton. He got away ...
Bloody Crashes Mar Tour Monday, July 11, 2011 @ 2:45PMVeloNews has dubbed it the Tour of Last Man Standing. Entering today’s rest day, the Tour de France's field of 198 men has been reduced to 180, almost solely due to crashes. Looking back on the week that was, there’s nothing but concussions and stitches and broken bones for miles to see.
Profile: End-of-life specialist Dr. John Mulder Monday, July 11, 2011 @ 7:25AMMulder, 58, is vice president of medical services at Faith Hospice.
Pursuing baseballs at the ballpark can be hazardous Friday, July 8, 2011 @ 11:18PMRoyals manager Ned Yost has been around baseball his whole life, so there isn’t much he hasn’t seen at the ballpark. Still, one thing that always amazes (and concerns) him is the fervent way fans pursue baseballs, a pastime that turned tragic Thursday in Texas.
Judd to launch EKU Center for the Arts’ inaugural season Friday, July 8, 2011 @ 8:38AMWynonna Judd, who spent part of her childhood in Madison County while her mother, Naomi, studied nursing at Eastern Kentucky University, will help launch the first season of EKU’s Center for the Arts. Judd will be coming home as she kicks off the center’s Show Place Series on Saturday, Sept. 24, said Debra Hoskins, center director.
KRIKORIAN: Strange cop stop for former Poly star Friday, July 8, 2011 @ 1:13AMAt around 7:30 a.m. on Thursday, June 30, Rick Bryson was tooling down 2nd Street in the heart of Belmont Shore in his 2011 Porsche Panamera.
Hall gets stitches in left leg after being spiked Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 11:32PMHall gets stitches in left leg after being spiked
Farewell, good doctor Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 2:09AMATTLEBORO - These are bittersweet days for longtime and beloved pediatrician Dr. John J. Killion.
98th Tour de France - Stage 5 Reactions Thursday, July 7, 2011 @ 1:57AM98th Tour de France - Stage 5 Team Reactions "...I just kept hearing on the radio over and over again, 'crash, crash, crash' and sort of kept going, and then I saw Gesink all covered in dirt. It was a dangerous day."
Mauer to make debut at first base Wednesday, July 6, 2011 @ 9:07PMJoe Mauer took grounders at first base during batting practice on June 27. After weeks of considering the possibility, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said Joe Mauer will make his debut at first base Thursday -- a move designed to keep Mauer in the lineup while giving him a break from the daily stresses of playing catcher.
Review: Little Theatre’s ‘Oklahoma’ leaves melodic tunes in my head Wednesday, July 6, 2011 @ 10:12AM"Oklahoma," playing now at Little Theatre in Sullivan, is the rockin-est ever I have seen. It is fast-paced, fun and oh, the memories!
Caple: Canseco hanging on to life in independent ball Tuesday, July 5, 2011 @ 1:19PMPlayer/manager for the independent league Yuma Scorpions still going strong
Zimbabwe: Blatter Magic Hits Harare Tuesday, July 5, 2011 @ 2:41AMFIFA president Sepp Blatter flew into Harare yesterday morning on an historic visit that charmed the nation and could transform the face of football in the country amid pledges by the game's most-powerful man that they are ready to assist Zimbabwe become a powerhouse.
Independence reverie Monday, July 4, 2011 @ 12:17AMLEWISTOWN - Despite seasonably hot temperatures on Saturday area residents and visitors came in droves to celebrate America's independence in downtown Lewistown during the Sixth Annual Juniata RiverFest, held at Victory Park and other locations...
2011 Police Bravery Awards Sunday, July 3, 2011 @ 10:03PMTHIS week we hail the courageous cops who face danger every day keeping Britain safe
Scott McNutt: Comic relief sought for county's humor deficit Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 11:00PMWith the Knox County budget set, county commissioners are scrambling to provide entertainment value to residents because of slashed entertainment funds. Some commissioners are worried that, without an administration committed to funding comic relief, county government may be in danger of becoming too tame to amuse citizens spoiled by the antics of previous officeholders.
Farewell to passionate adventurer Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 2:44AMBrightly coloured kayaks lined the path outside St Peter's School chapel near Cambridge today, as hundreds of mourners gathered to farewell a former pupil.
I-Team: Police Video Shows Possible Abuse Saturday, July 2, 2011 @ 12:23AMA new video is raising questions of possible police abuse and excessive force in the city of Sweetwater.
International Capsules: Schleck wants to avenge loss to Contador at Tour Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 8:57PMLES HERBIERS, France (AP) — Two-time runner-up Andy Schleck has extra incentive to stop Alberto Contador winning his third straight Tour de France, having lost last year’s race to the Spaniard.
Asmal hailed as ‘champion of human rights’ Friday, July 1, 2011 @ 2:44AMFORMER Education Minister, the late Professor Kader Asmal, was so busy fighting corruption in the ANC after he retired that he never had time to live his retirement dream – reading poetry to his wife, Louise.
Alligators attack 2 dogs in central Florida Thursday, June 30, 2011 @ 6:24AMWEST MELBOURNE, Fla. (AP) — Wildlife officials are warning dog owners to keep pets away from canals or other bodies of water after alligators attacked two dogs in central Florida.
Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain documents Tommy John surgery through tweets Thursday, June 30, 2011 @ 2:28AMPlans to bring followers along through entire rehab process
Toronto has sweet tooth for Katy Perry Thursday, June 30, 2011 @ 12:03AMKaty Perry brought her Wizard of Oz-inspired candy-coated Teenage Dreams tour to the Air Canada Centre on Wednesday night for the first of two shows.
Owner fights 'aggressive dog' label Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 11:13PMAURI Petrina with her English mastiff, Walter. Since this photo was taken in April, 2008 Walter has been part of a program aimed at helping young children read.
Road rage leads to sword attack in Bushkill Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 11:11PMA sword attack in Lehman Township, prompted by road rage, put one man in jail and another in the hospital. It happened Tuesday around 8 p.m. at Berkshire Court in the gated community of Saw Creek Estates.
One Hundred Days of Spring: As Mid-Market talks, two organizers do Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 8:00PMJust beyond the scope of the perpetual debate of revitalizing Mid-Market — defined as the stretch from Fifth Street to Van Ness Avenue — an extraordinary project is quietly closing its doors on an oblique, no-man’s-land corner of Market near Franklin.
A man as big as the country 0 Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 6:42PMEverything about Canada is big. BIG.
Macworld Hands-On: The HP TouchPad Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 6:33PMJason Snell took HP's TouchPad out for a spin. Is it the first true iPad competitor? Maybe. But its promising software is hampered by bugs.
Greece Passes Austerity Bill -- Now Comes the Hard Part Wednesday, June 29, 2011 @ 4:55PMGreece narrowly avoided default when its government voted to push through a new austerity package in return for a bailout. But now Greek leaders have to convince the public that the coming pain will be worth it