Stitches

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

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Public Comments

1. I think youre clever enough to answer yourself.
2. About the civil war, the civil war was called civel not because of the the word civil being nice or in an orderly matter but civil as in not a soldier. THe civil war has the word civil because farmers and workers fought in the war without having proper training. Civil as in not a soldier.
3. When both sides stop for tea at three.. Stitches ... That's a moth debate... Drop it... Their caves... Hope not... Oat corn be... Why- are you a tea leaf? Savings are not guaranteed to increase... Or just have a soft spot for herbs... Elementary... Well would you drink your toilet water? Or never shower... Airlift... Put the Stag on the other side... Where'd the fun be in that ?... Dead funny forever....