Knitting Factory Knowledge Base
how do i get these knitting factory tickets? okay so i wanna get my sis theses ticket for christmas and they are at the knitting factory i was just wonder can i go and buy them at the knitting factory or do i have go through something(like ticketmaster) to go pick them up it would be a lot of help if anybody can help any info on how to get the tix will be awsome!
what is there to do near the knitting factory in LA? im going there for a concert and would like to make the trip to LA a day thing. is there anything near there worth going to? venice beach is fun but i think its like 30 minutes away so i dont know if that would be worth it but anyway, let me know if you can :] THANKS!
Is The Knitting Factory a bar? I wanted to go to a Hey Monday concert in June @ the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. I told my parents & they said it sounded like a bar! Is it? I couldn't find out on the website.
the knitting factory in hollywood? how big is the knitting factory, compared to the size of the house of blues in anaheim? just wondering about the intimacy between the band and the fans, and if you have some more helpful info on the knitting factory [since ive never been there before], it might help =P thanks! by the way, for people who dont know, the knitting factory is a concert venue in hollywood. there's also one in new york, i believe.
The Knitting Factory in Boise, ID? David Archuleta recently performed there, and I had sent him a letter to that address and the worker said that they would try to pass it on. Does anybody know, though, if the Knitting Factory really does pass on fanmail, though, or if they're just saying that?? Thanks!
Do you live in NYC?Ever been to the Knitting Factory (bar)? If so.....Is there a train station near the knitting factory? Like how many blocks away? Its just cause I want to go to a show there soon. And my moms wont let me go if there isnt a train station near there. :[ (Cause its at night and blah blah) We going to check it out morrow and I just wanna know beforehand.
Concert at Knitting Factory LA? Boyce Avenue is playing at Knitting Factory (Los Angeles, CA) I want to take my little sister. Is it an appropriate place for 13 yr old and friends? Of course I would stay and be the responsible adult.
Knitting Factory NY? ok so... I Know that their is a Knitting Factory in New York which isnt THAT far from where I live but I was wondering if anyone knows of any places to see shows in Connecticut?? I know there are some places in Hartford but I dont know where.. can anyone help me out with this?? its important, thanks :)
Knitting Factory NY/CT? ok so... I Know that their is a Knitting Factory in New York which isnt THAT far from where I live but I was wondering if anyone knows of any places to see shows in Connecticut?? I know there are some places in Hartford but I dont know where.. can anyone help me out with this?? its important, thanks :)
KNITTING FACTORY in la. help? i'm gong to a show at the knitting factory next week, have any of you been there and could tell me if i should have bought tickets way in advance or if i need to get there early to get in. Also (if you're from california) is it small like chain or what? THANKS:]
Are there any good bands performing at renos knitting factory? Also how are you able to perform there? I was wondering if there were any bands that are worth watching, that are performing in down town Reno (knitting factory) I perfer Japanese rock music but I'm not sure if any would actually perform there so I will see if maybe some other bands are worth watching and litsening to. Also. I got a friend who's a bassist in a band an they performed there before may times I guess. He has conections with the owner but obviously I don't so how would I be able to find info on places for my band to go perform?
Thursday playing at the Knitting Factory in LA...? I can't seem to find tickets, can anyone tell me a place that sells them or where other customers can sell and buy tickets?! They're playing this friday so this is crucial! Or if anyone knows how to sneak in that would work too! Thank u everyone!!
KNITTING FACTORY HOLLYWOOD? i bought tickets with a parents credit card... do i have to show them the card and an ID. or can i just give them the confirmation paper.?
Knitting Factory NYC? How big is it and is it an intimate venue where you get to talk to the artist afterward?
Knitting Factory...NYC? does anyone know if it has a coat check? i mean it should since it's in the city and all. i've only been there once during the summer.
Free Metro Station Concert on 1/21 at the Knitting Factory! HELP!!!!!? Omgahhd so like i called the number your suppose to call right and i did everythin right and i got the text message. So yeahh today i was deleting my msges on my sidekick and by accident i deleted that one!! >.< So i called again so i can get the txt ticket again, and it won't fucking send it to me!! Someone helppp mee! i don't know why im getting it >.< EASY EASY POINTS PEOPLE JUST ANWSER MY QUESTION!
has anyone got a knitting pattern for baby shoe socks? You know, baby booties that look like shoes and socks but knitted in one together. There is one I have found on then net but they look a really funny shape. I also want to buy them factory made in a stretch knit with little rhinestones on them (have seen them for sale) but want to buy in bulk. Thanks everyone
Can my brother who is under 21 eat at the Alterknit lounge with me? I am going to a concert tomorrow at the Knitting Factory and I am 21 and my brother is under age. I guess I don't understand if the lounge is only a lounge or if everyone is able to eat/dine there. I have in the past when I was under age, but I don't understand now if that is a possibility...The website doesn't quite explain the rules...I have also tried calling but I have been unable to get a hold of anyone.
Can you get to China Town if you enter the Holland Tunnel? Well, I already know that you can get to China Town if you go through the Lincoln Tunnel, but since I might be going to the Ayabie concert in Knitting Factory (this venue is in New York, New York), and I can get to the Knitting Factory venue by going through the Holland Tunnel. I want to convince my parents that I can go with my best friend and they can go shop at China Town if that's possble. So can we get to China Town using the Holland Tunnel?
What should I do next weekend in NYC? I don't want to do TOURIST things. I want to go somewhere cool like the Knitting Factory or a super cool bar that plays Punk Rock music or a club w/ many rooms/atmospheres w/ LOUD booming Electric SOUNDS. Something in the village would be cool, but not a gay bar. I want to stay at a hotel in NYC for the weekend and go to bars, clubs, lounges, maybe a museum and some Central Park events if there is something cool going on. Anyone have any good ideas. New Yorkers, please help. I know you locals know of lots of good things to do. I'm not a tourist. I have an old TIME OUT NYC, but it's not helping. I live just across the water, but I want this trip to be special since it's my BF's birthday. Also any decent and affordable ($160 or less) hotel rooms would be appreciated even if it's in Brooklyn.
Painful calluses on my fingers from playing guitar? Hey, well I've been practicing my guitar like crazy for the past week because tomorrow I'm playing battle of the bands at The Knitting Factory so I wanted it to be perfect. Well, my fingers have developed really awful calluses from playing so much, and I was wondering if anyone had some remedies I could try that would work quickly? Thanks so much
Is there going to be a Jonas Brother secret show in Los Angeles? I was wondering if they were going to the Knitting Factory again , but WHAAT DAAY ? If they aren't then , okaay . Hater answers are not welcome, as they do not help whatsoever. I am part of Team Jonas , so if there are any Lime Juice girls out there, just sayin'
The opening bands for Marilyn Manson in Boise Idaho September 2009? If anyone knows the opening bands for Marilyn Manson, that would be great! He played in Boise Idaho on September 4th at the Knitting factory. There was a band right before him with this brutal blond chick singer and she had an awesome screamo voice. If you know the bands let me know!
Anyone going to the David Archuleta tour concert? I'm just about to buy tickets for it. I really want to go, but its kinda far away. I'll have to drive 3 hours to get there! Do you think I should go anyways?? Its at the Knitting Factory in Boise. Has anyone ever been there? If so, is it a big place? And is it nice inside? Thanks!
What Are Some Good New Metal Bands? I mean bands, that are somewhat known, but still play at places like the knitting factory at NYC. I like bands like Opeth, and Mastodon, The sword, High On Fire etc.
Traveling into Brooklyn without driving? I want to go to the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn on Leonard St without having to drive in to the city on a Sunday night. I am coming from suburban Philly, can I take the subway in from North Jersey? I don't want to have to pay to park and go through the tunnel.
How can I find potential buyer? We are one of leading factory producing all kinds of warp knitting fabrics,such as mesh,tricot brush,spacer fabric etc.They can be widely used in sportswear,sports footwear,backpack,caps,cushion,curtain,medical articles and any other industrial used cloth. We want to find some importers who want fabrics with high quality,and interested in mesh or spacer fabric for shoe upper&lining,caps,chair back,cushion and curtain material,sportswear outshell&lining. How can I find some specialist b2b website what concentrate on buyers with such demands. Thanks in advance for your help and your kindly suggestion will be highly appreciated!
underground hip hop club nyc? I am going up to nyc in november and would really like to find a laid back underground hip hop club. i plan on checking out the knitting factory...anyone have any suggestions? I am staying in manhattan but may be open to go over the bridge to brooklyn i may be solo(going for work) let me know...thanks!
Is there somebody work in garment trade company? We are a chinese factory,which product all kinds of knitted sweaters and t-shirts,and we have in this field 14 years,we have done many brands all over the world:TCM,LIDL,BCBG,GUESS,DANIER,DOROTENNIS,OXMO,BOGGI,PPEP,MAXSTUDIO......we do most of them through trade company in China,but now we have the ability to export by ourselves.so how can i contact with the final customer?
New York City Restaurants? My Fiancee is playing a show in NYC tonight at the Knitting Factory & we arent from the city, so we are looking for a nice, not-too-expensive. quiet, romantic restaurant to hit up after his show?
Why Are Clothes Made Like This? Why are clothes made from multiple pieces of fabric that are cut and sewn together? Wouldn't it be better to just knit an entire shirt instead of many pieces that are sewn together? When individuals make clothes for themselves, not in factories, they knit the whole thing; not a bunch of little pieces that are then put together at seams. So why don't factories do this, they have the means of doing it and the clothes would certainly look better without seems?
what shoes are these? last night i went to the revival tour at the knitting factory in hollywood, and Tom Gable, of Against Me, was wearing really cool shoes. they were all black, with a white sole, and on the side of the shoe, only a little bit of the white showed, and there was no brand on them. so i was just wondering if anyone had any idea what brand shoes they might be. they had no logo on them, so tell me like how you know also, they were high top style.
roald dahl day - charlie and chocolate factory? my son is having a roald dahl day at school tomorrow and he as to dress up as a character and we picked charlie out of charlie and chocolate factory, with the whole short weekend cord trousers shirt and knitted jumper, just wonder if anyone else had any ideas what i could add to the costume so he looks like charlie
Things to do in NYC? Hey, I'm in NYC for the next couple days and was wondering what fun stuff there is to do at night. I'm 18 and into the whole indie scene so anything related to that would be cool. I was considering going to the Knitting Factory to see a show, but I want some other options.
Where in L.A.? Besides the Knitting Factory on Tuesdays in Hollywood,wheres a place I can go every now and then to enjoy some Traditional Ska,2nd Wave ska,Rocksteady,Dub,Dance hall,old reggae or anything of that nature really,in southern California? Note:I'm not 18 yet so you gotta work with me in terms of places that allow "minors". =\ 10 points to who ever helps me the best... and if not that then any places similar to what the Knitting Factory offers on Tuesdays.
Small venus in LA/hollywood? like were bands play. i really love the knitting factory in Hollywood, so if you know of any small venus where bands play please let me know.
A good venue??? i need a small venue in CA, not to much further than a half hour drive from Los Angeles. PLEASE do not tell me the knitting factory. i need a place for a small rock band (all ages) any venues for a really small band to play?
NYC restaurants??!!?!!?? I am going to be in NYC at the Knitting Factory for a concert tonight. Any recommendations for a nice, quiet, romantic, not-too-expensive restaurant to hit up after the show? My Fiancee is a musican & we are from the Philly area & he has been away for 3 weeks, so I am going up to see his show in the city.
BEST SPOTS IN LOS ANGELES, CA. ? Ok so im going on a 5 day trip to Los Angeles, and its always been my dream to go. I live in New York City and im a Rock musician. I would like to know some great Music Venues, Artsy spots, museums, Cafes, restaurants, Hookah Bars, Tattoo Shops, etc. Anything weird, underground, and fun. I would greatly appreciate the info. I already have the Knitting Factory and High Voltage Tattoo in mind Also the whole East LA thing with the Cholos really gets my attention, I would love to go, but i just dont know how to get there :( Thanks so much!!
What should i wear to a ska concert?!? ok i'm going to this ska concert on friday, 3 Floors of Ska at the knitting factory in NY, and i've never been one before, what should i wear?? btw i'm 16 if that helps
I study textile Eng(lanka university),i m in vacation,i like visit text. factory in india,can u Recommend? i am following textile engineering in university of moratuwa, now i am in vacation, i like to visit factory (yarn manufacturing, wowen, knitting) in india,that will be experiance for me, if u can pls give some datails, i like to enjoy in india also
Time Lapse Consortium? I understand that they performed at the Knitting Factory last 2003. My question is, how can I get a hold on the songs they performed?! I'm desperate.
economics question please help ? A knitting factory worker who loses her job because the company has relocated the plant to another country is an example of a.frictional unemployment. b.structural unemployment c.cyclical unemployment. d.seasonal unemployment.
ECONOMICS- 3 questions really hard please help 10 pts.? 23. An economy that experiences decreasing real GDP and increasing prices is said to suffer from (1 point) a recession. a depression. a business cycle. stagflation. 24. When Alison, a college math professor, leaves her job at a small rural college and starts looking for a job at a large urban university, she is (1 point) frictionally unemployed. structurally unemployed. cyclically unemployed. a discouraged worker. 25. A knitting factory worker who loses her job because the company has relocated the plant to another country is an example of (1 point) frictional unemployment. structural unemployment cyclical unemployment. seasonal unemployment.
David Archuleta TOUR DATES? From FOD: 02/24 - Virginia Beach, VA - Sandler PAC (seated) 02/25 - Richmond, VA - The National (GA) 02/26 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom (GA) 02/27 - OFF 02/28 - Lancaster, PA - The Chameleon (GA) 03/01- Allentown, PA - Crocodile Rock (GA) 03/02 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street (GA) 03/03 - Clarence (Williamsville/Buffalo), NY - Infinity (GA) 03/04 - OFF 03/05 - Columbus, OH - Newport (GA) 03/06 - Madison, WI - Barrymore Theater (seated) 03/07 - Duluth, MN - DECC (GA) 03/08 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues (GA) 03/09 - OFF 03/10 - Oklahoma City, OK - Diamond Ballroom (GA) 03/11- Beaumont, TX - Scout Bar (GA) 03/12 - San Antonio, TX - Scout Bar (GA) 03/13 - OFF 03/14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theatre (GA) 03/15 - OFF 03/16 - Tempe, AZ - The Marquee (GA) 03/17 - Pomona, CA - Glasshouse (GA) 03/18 - Reno, NV - Grand Sierra Theatre (GA) 03/19 - OFF 03/20 - Idaho Falls, ID - Civic Auditorium (GA) 03/21 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory (GA) 03/22 - OFF MAJOR depression! D: None of these are anywhere near me D: I'd have to fly, and no WAY I'll be able to do that! Boo! >:( You guys going? *Star* s I live in TORONTO. >:( Am I blind? Where's the Buffalo one? I could TOTALLY do that, 4-5 hour drive maybe? oh, nvm i found it! deffs gunna look into it :D:D:D
Does anyone know Endless Hallway? They are an awsome band from here (West Hollywood) They don't play much around the US but in the last year they have gotten bigger. They are known by fans of Sonny Moore since they kinda live together. I really like them and I have seen them perform 3 times (I missed them twice) all times at the knitting factory in Hollywood. If you would like to know about the more check them out on www.myspace.com/endlesshallway. They are an awsome band.
I GOTTA SHOW IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS? at the Knitting Factory Hollywood wish me luck actually yes but they arent gonna be there for me...lol my 'friends'/ppl I tried to sell tickets to suck I hate broke ppl either way keep it off the wall just for that reason (1st answer...whats funny? *serious face*) Caliente *sigh*...maybe because I am a rapper and Bish...where the hell have u been lol? awww...fry...thats disappointing
Anyone Else Going To The Ap Tour 2009? Is anyone else going? The AP Tour 2009 dates! Pre-sale tickets go on sale Monday! w/ 3OH!3, The Maine, Family Force 5 and Hit The Lights, and A rocket To The Moon March 20 - House of Blues - Dallas, TX March 21 – Emo's – Austin, TX (South By Southwest – free show) March 22 - Warehouse Live - Houston, TX March 24 - Marquee Theatre - Tempe, AZ March 25 - Rialto Theatre - Tuscon, AZ March 26 - House of Blues - Las Vegas, NV March 27 - The Avalon – Hollywood, CA March 28 – The Glass House – Pomona, CA March 29 – House of Blues - San Diego, CA March 31 – The Dome – Bakersfield, CA April 1 – Grand Ballroom - San Francisco, CA April 2 – Senator Theatre – Chico, CA April 3 – Wonder Ballroom – Portland, OR April 4 – El Corazon – Seattle, WA April 5 – Knitting Factory – Boise, ID April 7 – In The Venue - Salt Lake City, UT April 8 – Fox Theatre – Boulder, CO April 9 – Sokol Auditorium – Omaha, NE April 10 – Station 4 - St. Paul, MN April 11 – House of Blues - Chicago, IL April 12 – The Eagles Club - Milwaukee, WI April 14 – Beaumont Club - Kansas City, MO April 15 – Pop's - St. Louis, MO April 16 – Rocketown – Nashville, TN April 17 – The Masquerade - Atlanta, GA April 18 – House of Blues - Orlando, FL April 19 – Culture Room - Ft. Lauderdale, FL April 20 – State Theatre - St. Petersburg, FL April 21 – Freebird Cafe - Jacksonville Beach, FL April 23 – Toad's Place - Richmond, VA April 24 – 9:30 Club - Washington DC April 25 – Theatre of Living Arts - Philadelphia, PA April 26 – Crocodile Rock - Allentown, PA April 28 – The Fillmore At Irving Plaza - New York, NY April 30 – Toad's Place - New Haven, CT May 1 – House of Blues - Boston, MA May 2 – The Town Ballroom - Buffalo, NY May 5 – Phoenix Concert Theatre - Toronto, ON, Canada May 6 – The Intersection - Grand Rapids, MI May 7 – The Crofoot Ballroom - Pontiac, MI May 8 – Newport Music Hall - Columbus, OH May 9 – House of Blues - Cleveland, OH I'm Going April 17th! And I love all the bands! Haha yes it just so happens to be the one and only william beckett!
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Men's perception of women in the First World War? What did men think of women during the first world war? (Obviously this is going to be really generalised, but you know...) Did they believe that the work the women contributed to the war was good, or were they resentful of their jobs being taken, or still stick to the views that women shouldn't work in factory ies, they should just stay home and knit and, oh, bake pies? (Ooh, I would've hated to live in a time when that was what people though of women!) Did men's (actually, now I come to think of it, women's too) views change? By the end of the war, were women seen differently? In a good way or a bad way? Had they lost their femenism? I know I've just asked five questions :) but I'm really into World War One history at the moment! It was a time of such change -- such an abrupt shift from an old, very slowly changing world, to a new one...I find it fascinating!
Outline will suffice. Can anybody help? Even if I seek a consultant's help, but yet I believe, before that, I must pull some good people's opinion and help. Can anybody provide me an outline of a project profile to be submitted to a bank for a loan for a to be established knit garment factory?
Is my story good? For my class we had to write a story about recycling that will be read to a 3rd grade class. It had to include 4 ways to recycle and 4 reasons to. Do you like it? Should I change or add anything? Each paragraph thing is a page, and I will have illustrations. The title is 'Captain Recycle Pants and the evil Trash Munchkin'. Captain Recycle Pants was a superhero that loves to recycle. He reused, reduced, and recycled everything. He and his friends even had recycling contests. But not everybody liked recycling as much as them. The evil Trash Munchkin, Captain Recycle Pants’ enemy, never reused, reduced, or recycled. He just threw all his trash on the floor of his house. Soon, the trash started piling up. The Trash Munchkin’s house got so gross and dirty that none of the other evil villains wanted to visit him. When Captain Recycle Pants found out, he hurried over to the Trash Munchkin’s home. “We have to recycle all of this!” Captain Recycle Pants said. “I don’t know how to recycle.” Said the evil Trash Munchkin. So Captain Recycle Pants showed him how. They cut leftover pizza boxes into Frisbees. They used old balls of yarn to knit blankets. “What are we doing this for?” the Trash Munchkin asked. “It saves energy. Also, if nobody ever recycles anything, the trash will just pile up and invade animal’s homes.” Captain Recycle Pants explained. “Recycling also helps reduce pollution and save trees that are used to make paper.” Said Captain Recycle Pants. “What are some other ways to recycle?” the Trash Munchkin asked. “Put your trash into the green garbage bins that are taken to factories which reuse aluminum and plastic materials.” Captain Recycle Pants told him. “You can also use less paper to save more trees. When you are writing on a sheet of paper, use the front and back.” Said Captain Recycle Pants. After cleaning up all the garbage that was on his floor, the Trash Munchkin learned that recycling his trash was the best thing to do.
when you get old.... ? is this what they make you do.... send you off to the shreddies factory, to knit shreddies ? btw this is what my mum said to me (when you get old and senile, they send you off there) http://www.knittedbynanas.com/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shreddies
I want to buy an antivirus software for our organization. Plz give me suggestion.? We want to buy an antivirus software for our organisation. Our organization includes the following details: 1. It's a Gruop of company 2. It's an integrated spinning, knitting, dyeing, finishing & RMG unit. 3. We have a VPN 4. Now we implemting ERP 5. Factories are scattered in different areas. All are conneted through VPN 5. We have a linux based server (mail server, Proxy, DNS), XyWall & voice gateway (Quintum Device used), alos ERP central server 6. Total no. of PCS in our org. 150 (servers + clients) Now we want to buy an antivirus. (Enterprise edition) What would be perfect antivirus for our organization? What is the procedure to buy this software? Plz give details of the following : 1. Antivirus features 2. Flexibilites 3. Costing for 150 pcs
tourists guide to the26 countys of ireland(NB this is all fictonal all countys are nice )? Cavan: filthy, ignorant hillbillies, puritanical papists. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas. Kerry: stupid but loveable. Hobbies: Gaelic football, scraping pig foetus off their wellies and chain-smoking. Wicklow North: sports car driving country snobs (Greystones, Enniskerry) Hobbies: Sticking their noses in the air and referring to themselves as "one". Wicklow South: sheep shaggers. Hobbies: Sitting in field with their neighbours and talking about the"banjaxed hydraulics on the JCB", collecting the dole. Dublin North: criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, easy women, unmarried mothers, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, Doing hand-breakers. Dublin South: west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women. Hobbies: colonic irrigation and sleeping with their best friend's spouse. Limerick: violent, racist scum of the earth, knife-wielding prostitutes. Hobbies: play rugby while stabbing each other with screwdrivers and then complaining about their city's bad reputation. Donegal: look down on all-others, aloof. Hobbies: Turning their noses up at all and sundry Cork: jealous of Dubliners, highly-sexualized women. Hobbies: Standing at the side of the Motorway and making smug faces at the cars with Dublin plates. Tipperary: beautiful pristine girls, hard to get into bed but worth it if you can because that County does not have two different Ridings for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents don't find out. Meath: Dublin wannabes. Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice. Galway: sophisticated boggers could be mistaken for a South Dubliner, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, paying a million pounds for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain. Kildare: alcoholics. Hobbies: Waking up in barns with a bottle on one side and hatchet-faced Biddy on the other. Mayo: Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: Dropping a lighted cigarette on his mattress and then being burned alive in a Cricklewood boarding house so he can have his remains flown back to Knock Airport for burial. Louth: IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits, beautiful girls (Dundalk). Hobbies: Tearing through Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window. Waterford: decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies: Calling a strike. Clare: fiddle-playing charming simpletons and, more recently, neo-nazis. Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again. Sligo: go-getters, strong sense of free enterprise, likes to make cash. Hobbies: get rich and b*llix to everything else. Kilkenny: harmless innocent alcoholics. Hobbies: Sending their only son to fashion college in Dublin and then wondering why he never brings girls home and why he is always looking in The Brown Thomas catalogue? Carlow: who cares? Hobbies: Move to Dublin and then best forgotten about. Offaly: mad for playing sports and having fun, generally liked. Hobbies: To win a pub. Leitrim: Enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: Being absorbed into surrounding counties, quietly. Longford: Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalizing bestiality. Laois: the real boggers and proud of it generally held in high esteem by Dubliners. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development grants. Westmeath: Mysterious boggers, cryptic. Hobbies: Trying, unsuccessfully, to get noticed. Wexford: selling their "home-grown" organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Hobbies: Ripping off tourists is more than enough. Roscommon and Monaghan are missing, but sure did anyone notice
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